〝回憶總是╮醉美的留言板

我的媽呀，快把我笑死了～～

這些造句都是小學生造的

1.沒有...沒有...更沒有...

學校裡沒有流浪貓...沒有流浪狗..更沒有流浪的人...

(你老師我正是流浪教師啊...改到時有點偷偷笑了一下.........)

2.不如

暴力傾向版-- 你不如去死!!!

3.一...就....

一隻娃娃就要一百塊

(學生在教室上社會課，我在後面笑到不行..一整個orz)

4.一時

爸爸半夜一時0分時竟然還在喝酒。

(評:不錯 還會畫句點)

一時想不通，開車去撞牆。

(評:應該是想不開吧)

5.一...先....

一馬當先

(真是傻眼 @@)

6.你看

一年級小朋友造：你看什麼看 ! 沒看過啊!

7.突飛猛進

當我回家打開門時，我家的狗對我突飛猛進。

8.照樣造句

例題：你(唱歌) 我(跳舞)

學生：你(好嗎) 我(很好)

(OS:你在寫英文翻譯嗎??)

9.寫出跟數字有關的成語

例如：一心一意 七上八下

結果有個小朋友寫：四蛇五路

剛開始完全看不懂，後來才發現

原來是四捨五入阿= =

小朋友...這不是成語，而且跟蛇和路也沒關係

10.永遠...永遠...不曾...

小朋友: 媽媽那麼愛我 ,爸爸也很愛我,他們對我的愛永遠永遠不曾改變.

(呀他中間的．．．當沒看見就是了)

最近工作ㄅ要太累喔好好照顧自己ㄏ

I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment I spend with you is a moment I treasure

Don't want to close my eyes
Don't want to fall asleep
'Coz I'd miss you baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Coz even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

Laying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we're together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever

Don't want to close my eyes
Don't want to fall asleep
'Coz I'd miss you baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Coz even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

I don't want to miss one smile
I don't want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you Right here with you just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
for all the rest of time
Baby, baby

Don't want to close my eyes
Don't want to fall asleep
'Coz I'd miss you baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Coz even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

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