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(51)夏曉羽2009-04-05 22:14 · 114.47.92.14x
這是我的專業(別笑太大聲喔!)


有一位事業有成的中年男性,一直為一件事所苦…


就是他常年來都有" 偏頭痛"的問題…

於是他去看醫生,醫生診斷後依專業的語氣告訴他:

" 你的頭痛是因為蛋蛋(睪丸)的神經出了問題,



如果要根治,必須割除它…"

這位中年男子考慮了許久,想到他的事業與財富,



以及後半輩子的美好生活,最後決定忍痛動手術(去勢)!

他出院後,感覺到前所未有的舒暢,因為他的頭不再疼痛了

於是邊逛街邊回家走著走著經過一家男飾店,



他想想應該要有個全新的生活,於是走進了這家…

櫃台小姐說:" 帥哥,買頂帽子吧,您應該戴M號的!",

於是拿了一頂漂亮的帽子給他試戴…男子對著鏡子看看,

非常滿意,稱道:"很準確,我平常都是買M號的",


小姐謙虛說:"這是我的專業…"




櫃台小姐又推薦:"那麼,配一件櫬衫吧!



您應該穿領口15號的!",男子穿上後果然非常合宜,

稱讚小姐:"妳好厲害,我都買15號的襯衫!",




小姐謙虛的說:"這是我的專業…"



櫃台小姐又趁機推銷了一件長褲:

"

那麼,再配一件長褲吧!您應該穿4 2英吋 的 ! ",



男子再度讚歎她的眼力



:"小姐,妳實在太厲害了,連我穿的褲長都一眼看出!",

小姐謙虛的說:"沒辦法,這是我的專業…"



最後沒什麼好推銷了,

小姐說:"不如再買件內褲吧,看來您應該穿L號的!"




男子說:"哈哈…小姐,妳終於看錯了,

我從高中以來都是穿S號的!"




沒想到小姐告訴他:"



如果你長期穿S號,就會壓迫到你的蛋蛋,

如果長期壓迫到蛋蛋,你就會偏頭痛!"




……… 所以換內褲就好了!

男子當場放聲大哭…………
(52)刀劍哥哥2009-04-05 12:16 · 220.130.236.x
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(53)戲竹悄悄話2009-04-02 23:08 · 122.121.240.9x
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(54)想太多了2009-03-30 11:47 · 61.227.166.11x
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(56)藍天使與愛天使悄悄話2009-03-29 14:16 · 61.56.175.16x
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(57)想太多了悄悄話2009-03-27 21:35 · 61.227.168.13x
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(58)☆愛戀楓玥☆2009-03-27 21:03 · 118.232.186.19x
感謝您的一票~給予我很大的鼓勵 謝謝你!!!

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(59)夏曉羽2009-03-26 22:50 · 122.121.11.23x
(60)戲竹悄悄話2009-03-26 21:10 · 122.121.238.12x
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(62)藍天使與愛天使悄悄話2009-03-25 00:27 · 61.56.175.16x
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(63)浪人魅力酷火神悄悄話2009-03-24 21:04 · 123.240.54.x
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(64)怡洳悄悄話2009-03-22 12:40 · 218.169.225.9x
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(65)怡洳悄悄話2009-03-22 12:26 · 218.169.225.9x
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(66)浪人魅力酷火神悄悄話2009-03-21 20:40 · 123.240.54.x
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(67)想太多了悄悄話2009-03-21 18:12 · 61.227.168.17x
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(68)藍天使與愛天使悄悄話2009-03-20 23:59 · 61.56.175.16x
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(69)浪人魅力酷火神悄悄話2009-03-20 10:04 · 123.240.54.x
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(70)不在守候悄悄話2009-03-17 13:07 · 58.99.43.2x
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(71)夏曉羽2009-03-01 01:08 · 122.121.3.8x


對的感覺時,遇上了錯的人..──是錯愛…
錯的感覺時,遇上了對的人..──是遺憾…
錯的感覺時,遇上了錯的人..──是幸運…
對的感覺時,遇上了對的人..──是幸福…
只能說,幻夢人生,不能太當真,也不能太認真。
但是,如果遇見了真愛,記得認真用心的愛。



★~~~☆戀愛流星雨聊天室☆~~~★
(72)生人勿近~悄悄話2009-02-19 22:16 · 125.230.5.13x
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(73)★多情阿修羅★悄悄話2009-02-19 20:27 · 125.230.5.13x
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(74)戲竹悄悄話2009-02-18 20:34 · 122.121.232.2x
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(75)守邑2009-01-24 23:35 · 218.171.161.24x
(76)屋小研2009-01-24 11:22 · 220.142.193.17x
小潘潘  )))))))

新年快樂唷   !!
(77)心繫於妳悄悄話2009-01-23 23:44 · 122.121.157.10x
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(78)~就是喜歡妳~2009-01-23 18:49 · 218.164.152.22x
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(79)梓真2009-01-20 11:18 · 220.130.88.13x
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(80)訪客_............悄悄話2009-01-14 19:21 · 218.160.236.16x
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(81)梓真悄悄話2009-01-11 14:12 · 220.130.88.13x
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(82)浪人魅力酷火神2009-01-10 17:57 · 123.240.54.x
冷死了.

你要多穿點別感冒了喔^^~

明後天還會更冷唷~( ̄一 ̄;)

關心你~

祝福你有個開心的週末★°*:*:‧\( ̄▽ ̄)/‧:*:*°
(83)怡洳悄悄話2009-01-04 11:55 · 218.169.232.23x
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(84)浪人魅力酷火神2009-01-04 10:52 · 123.240.54.x
好想你喔~不過元旦快樂應該要去吃喝玩辣
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(85)訪客_呆呆會長悄悄話2009-01-02 15:33 · 115.43.170.2x
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(87)怡洳悄悄話2008-12-29 23:19 · 218.169.236.18x
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(88)我的獵物是女人2008-12-29 22:41 · 220.141.39.15x
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(89)嚴禁聊性色悄悄話2008-12-28 22:52 · 118.168.0.10x
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(90)心繫於妳悄悄話2008-12-25 19:59 · 122.121.155.24x
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(92)訪客_............悄悄話2008-12-24 21:39 · 118.168.1.24x
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