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Rooney對40歲以上的女人的看
>>> 法:
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>>>> As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
>>>> 隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
>>>>
>>>> Here are just a few reasons why:
>>>> 為什麼呢?
>>>>
>>>> A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
>>>> 40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
>>>>
>>>> "What are you thinking?"
>>>> 你在想什麼?
>>>>
>>>> She doesn't care what you think.
>>>> 她才不在乎你在想什麼。
>>>>
>>>> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
>>>> 40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
>>>>
>>>> she doesn't sit around whining about it.
>>>> 她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
>>>>
>>>> She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
>>>> 她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
>>>>
>>>> Women over 40 are dignified.
>>>> 40歲以上的女人穩重自持
>>>>
>>>> They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
>>>> 不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
>>>>
>>>> or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
>>>> 跟你大呼小叫
>>>>
>>>> Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
>>>> 當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
>>>>
>>>> if they think they can get away with it.
>>>> 一槍把你給斃了。
>>>>
>>>> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
>>>> 熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
>>>>
>>>> They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
>>>> 因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
>>>>
>>>> Women get psychic as they age.
>>>> 女人越老越通靈
>>>>
>>>> You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
>>>> 你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
>>>>
>>>> Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
>>>> 只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
>>>>
>>>> a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
>>>> 40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
>>>>
>>>> Older women are forthright and honest.
>>>> 熟女直接又誠實
>>>>
>>>> They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
>>>> one.
>>>> 如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
>>>>
>>>> You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
>>>> 你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
>>>>
>>>> Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
>>>> 40歲以上的女人有很多優點
>>>>
>>>> Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
>>>> 40歲以上的男人呢?
>>>>
>>>> For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
>>>> 相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
>>>>
>>>> there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
>>>> 就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
>>>>
>>>> making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
>>>> 厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
>>>>
>>>> Ladies, I apologize.
>>>> 女士們，請容許我在這兒
>>>>
>>>> For all those men who say,
>>>> 幫妳們說句公道話:
>>>>
>>>> "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
>>>> 那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
>>>>
>>>> here's an update for you.
>>>> 實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
>>>>
>>>> Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
>>>> 今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
>>>>
>>>> Why?
>>>> 為什麼呢?
>>>>
>>>> Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
>>>> 因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸
>>>>
>>>> just to get a little sausage!
>>>> 買回整隻豬!