伴侶間的笑話(順便學英文)
〔住口〕
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫， 你會讓那一個先進來？
The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!
當然是狗，至少牠進來後會住口。
〔許願井〕
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
一對夫妻來到一座許願井。 丈夫靠過去，丟下一個硬幣，許了個願。
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去，掉下井，被淹死了。
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!
丈夫呆了一回，然後笑著說：" 真靈驗。"
〔結婚周年〕
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太： "結婚周年紀念，妳想去那？"
She said, Somewhere I have never been! !
她說：" 那裡都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。 "
I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說： " 廚房怎麼樣？"
